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I watched it, and on first impression I thought it was pretty good. Then it kept going, and was the same general idea over and over to repetitive music. That combined with the irritating tweening made this less exciting than a car commercial to me.
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Ok. You're not my target adience but thanks for the review.
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You got it dead on man, i cant even think of anything you important you left out, hahaha. Funniest thing I've seen in a while.
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Well, I played that for too long. Got up to level 101 and decided that it probably never ends. A good game though prone to having a few little glitches particularly one of the big guys not dying at the end of some levels and regenerating their health instead when the level ends and giving me one more thing to try and kill then the flyers come.
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A good piece, stylish, good graphics, plus you threw in some Children of Bodom. Very cool, though it leaves me banging my head against the keyboard wanting to see more.
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That was redundant and bad. The only original material that you used in there looked as though it was done by a four year old. At first I thought that something was wrong with my computer because all that was happening is music was playing and one robot was blinking. Then I realised that thats what this is.
You might as well remove the replay button, because i would rather eat nails than watch that again.
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Get to nail-eating then.
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The graphics werent bad. The whole cartoon seemed to be ripped off of another site as it kept reffering to a start button to sign up to be a premium member, so basically it didnt have much of an interesting plot. Also, the duck's voice was annoying, and it didnt really do much.
Normally ducks make me laugh. This has seemed more like a burden on my soul. Congratulations, this was so boring it's actually removed joy from me.
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This one's got Pink Floyd in it...well...enough to make you leave to get your cds to hear more than just the intro to Breathe. It's kinda trippy, and if i was stoned I could stare at it for hours. But i'm not...so...yeah...make something longer so people feel less ripped off.
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This is easily one of the best pieces on newgrounds. David Firth has succeeded in taking on a very difficult task and coming out with something extrodanarily unique and amazing.
Much like alot of his other flash videos, this one is rather dark, creepy, haunting, even saddening, but still remains entirely spectacular. In only a few minutes this flash manages to place out a very tangable storyline and conclude itself as well. I am so amazed by the stylish flow of the entire movie.
I must say, there is a reason why Firth is so far the only person who has made it onto my favorite artists list. Absolutly stellar. Keep up the good work, whatever you choose to do next.
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Although that was mildly amusing, it could have been done much better. It also would have helped if it had an actual plot with the five stuff embedded into it. But it didnt. And...well...This flash even says it "There's nothing funny with five."...well, or something like that, you get my point.
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"more like...one hilarious meow meow fucker"
That was one of the funniest things i've seen. So corny but so funny. Holy crap.
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